In a classroom. The teacher asked the students if you had 10 apples, and I took 9 of them. What would you have? A student eagerly raised his hand and answered, a severe case of kleptomania, ma'am. The whole class erupted into laughter, and even the teacher couldn't help but chuckle. Impressed by the wit, she replied, well, I suppose I should be more careful with my apple picking habits. From that day on the student became known for his quick thinking.

and the teacher appreciated the humour in her classroom.